undinae:

shooting4myownhand:

therotund:

cracked:

Let’s get this straight: The number of people who go from fat to thin, and stay there, statistically rounds down to zero.

Every study says so. No study says otherwise. None.

Oh, you can lose a ton of weight. You’ll gain it back. Here’s one study running the numbers. Here’s a much larger analysis of every long-term weight loss study they could find. They all find the exact same thing: You can lose and keep off some minor amount, 10 or 15 pounds, for the rest of your life — it’s hard, but it can be done. Rarer cases may keep off a little more. But no one goes from actually fat to actually thin and stays thin permanently.

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Except the person in this Google banner ad, who lost weight and then became white.

And when I say “no one,” I mean those cases are so obscenely rare that they don’t even appear on the chart. They can’t even find enough such people to include in the studies. It’s like trying to study people who have survived falling out of planes. Being fat is effectively incurable, every study shows it, and no one will admit it.

So the guy or girl you see in the “Before” and “After” photos in weight loss commercials, who completely changed body type with diet and exercise? You know, like Jared from Subway, who lost 230 pounds? Either they’re about to be fat again in a couple of years, or they’re a medical freak occurrence, like the sick guy who was told he had six months to live but miraculously survives 20 years. That guy exists, we all know famous examples. But it’s a rare, freak situation, living in defiance of all of the physical processes at work.

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Hey, this guy lost 410 pounds on the infamous “Herbalife” diet. Amazing!

How rare? Well, this person did the math, and as far as they could tell, two out of 1,000 Weight Watchers customers actually maintain large weight losses permanently. Two out of a thousand. That means if you are fat, you are 25 times more likely to survive getting shot in the head than to stop being fat.

Meanwhile, here’s an article where scientists marvel at the amazing success of Weight Watchers, because a study of their most successful customers showed they permanently lost 5 percent of their weight. Wow! You come in at 300 pounds, you stay at 285! Next stop, thong store!

So please remember this the next time the subject comes up at the office or on some message board and you get bombarded by thin 20-year-olds insisting the obese need to just “cut out the junk food” or “take care of themselves” or “do some exercise.” The body physically won’t allow that for a formerly fat person.

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Except for this guy, who lost 100 pounds and got totally ripped in four weeks.
If we could only see his face, we’d see it’s totally the same person!

“Well, just stop eating so much!” Sure, kid. To feel what it’s like, try this: Go, say, just 72 hours without eating anything. See how long it is until the starvation mechanism kicks in and the brain starts hammering you with food urges with such machine gun frequency that it is basically impossible to resist. That’s what life is like for a formerly fat person all the time. Their starvation switch is permanently on. And they’re not going 72 hours, they’re trying to go the rest of their lives. Don’t take my word for it. Here’s a breakdown of the science, in plain English. It’s like being an addict where the withdrawal symptoms last for decades.

As that article explains, the person who is at 175 pounds after a huge weight loss now has a completely different physical makeup from the person who is naturally 175 — exercise benefits them less, calories are more readily stored as fat, the impulse to eat occurs far, far more often. The formerly fat person can exercise ten times the willpower of the never-fat guy, and still wind up fat again. The impulses are simply more frequent, and stronger, and the physical consequences of giving in are more severe. The people who successfully do it are the ones who become psychologically obsessive about it, like that weird guy who built an Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks.

Statistically, the only option with any success rate is a horrible, horrible surgical procedure. I can find no data whatsoever that says otherwise. Keep all of this in mind the next time you see a Jenny Craig or Bowflex commercial.

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Did we mention that Jared got fat again?

Dude, when Cracked gets it, you know it’s simple.

Weight Watchers and all that other weight loss bullshit doesn’t want you to know this. They would rather think you can be thin with just a bunch of will power. It’s bullshit. Our fucking culture shames people for not being thin and people go to extremes to become thing only to gain back the weight and try dieting again. It’s a horrible fucking cycle.

I gave up on trying to be thin a long time ago. Now I concentrate on be healthy so - even though I am “obese” - I have normal blood pressure, healthy heart, decent stamina, normal cholestrol and so on. Fat doesn’t have to mean unhealthy. Dieting can be actively bad for you (and makes you fatter in in the long run). And, as a society, we should be doing what we can to prevent children in the future becoming fat (for example, by reducing the amount of “white poison” they eat, i.e. sugar).

Well lovely, there goes all hope that I’ll be thin and pretty one day.

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

This season of Glee is going to be fabulous. Hahaha.

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

Please tell me that someone got that this was James Gunn’s PG Porn webseries. It’s intentionally awful.

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I feel like a cop.  (at Times Square, New York City, Ny, Usa)

I feel like a cop. (at Times Square, New York City, Ny, Usa)

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Anonymous asked: This whole manip argument is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen come out of the CC fandom in a while. Like, even if in some alternate universe, they're right and Mia's really a beard, we still know for a fact that she was with him that night, so why the hell would his team go through the trouble of photoshopping a pic of them together instead of just making them pose for one??? The (lack of) logic hurts my head...

bleerios:

We’re talking about the same fringe group of people that still think Ezmia is based on Mia even after Chris has said she’s based on himself. I’m not saying all shippers are this way, but for many, there has to be a crucifiable villain tossed into this epic romance they’ve built up for themselves, and who better than a grown woman who doesn’t sweat the haters? As frustrating and out to lunch as some people can be, sometimes it’s better to just laugh about it. 

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iamsupernaturalsbitch:

Most of you know who electricmonk333 is. She’s been a member of the SPN family for a long time and makes some amazing edits for us all.

Most of you also know the story of what happened to her just days after DCCon. If not, her post is here.

Her family have put…

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deedeecontroversy:

goldenheartedrose:

rebelspyprincex:

marpalarp:

Joseph Fink is calling ALL the shots this morning >:)

I LOVE YOU JOSEPH FINK OH MY GOD

Oh my god. And it’s real, too, y’all.

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Anons,

I don’t publish anon hate, but you are seriously making me dislike Sherlock, A SHOW I AM A FAN OF.

Christ almighty.

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It still feels ugly and frankly, very homophobic, that The Normal Heart was snubbed as much as it was.

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NED: Is big mouth a symptom?
EMMA: No, a cure."
The Normal Heart, Larry Kramer (via stageandhistory)
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We’re gonna use the rest of our time to ask young people watching to become Larry Kramers. To find a cause you believe in. That you will fight for. That you will die for."
— Ryan Murphy accepts the 2014 Emmy Award for Best Movie for “The Normal Heart” (via jenndesq)
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