To realize you are a complete failure of a daughter, sister, friend, roommate, writer, filmmaker, blogger is just… a lot to take in on one night.
Did Ryan Murphy pick Andrew and Chris to be his onscreen avatars because he’s jealous of their hair? Is that also why he’s so attached to his yellow hat?
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
The Feeling That I’m Under by wearing_tearing (289,584 - E)
Stiles is a paramedic and Derek gets into a bike accident.
It’s kind of love at first sight.
Make It Happen (4,476 - T): “See you at our wedding!” [AO3]
Fire All Your Guns At Once (8,365 - E): “Congratulations, Derek. I’m having your husband’s baby.” [AO3]
Embrace (11,120 - T): “You can’t just bring home every baby you find. Things don’t work like that.” [AO3]
Smoke and Lightning (3,336 - E): “How about we make some shadow puppets?” [AO3]
Looking For Adventure (8,787 - E): “Come on, slow pokes! We’re going to Disneyland!” [AO3]
Get Your Motor Running (5,921 - T): “I think that makes you like all of the dads in the world that don’t want to accept their little girl is growing up.” [AO3]
I let out the biggest fucking squeal of excitement when I saw this. YAY!
I am awesome. The sooner everyone realizes it, the better off we will all be.
DUDE. THAT SUCKS.
Lol, to be fair, before I plugged my phone in to charge, I dropped it on my face twice in ten minutes playing Coin Dozer, so it’s probably good that I’m not trying to text right now. If I can’t handle literally the most slow moving game ever without injury, penis cookie talk is definitely not happening.
It seems to be working now. Weird.
Yeah. Phone + penis cookie talk = you in pain or with a broken phone for sure. :D
xkit, go home. you’re drunk.
and yeah, that’s why the phone has been set aside to charge. safer for everyone, in the end.
Funnier for me if you use it though (I’m an asshole, and that doesn’t even make sense).
Also, xKit isn’t drunk, but just doesn’t work from that awful sidebar, which is what I hit reblog from. HUZZAH THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED.